BeerParty goes to Boston 2026-10-16

[Scoutsie]

Second this because it was a blue bmw that soaked me with that roadside puddle. Electronic middle finger would be less jail time than hucking a rock through his back windshield, right? Asking for a friend of course.

Only if they catch you

(Old guy in tweed cap driving a stupid BMW convertible cut me off like three times near Route 9 in Brighton, no turn signal, just kept cutting in front of me because I guess I cut him off first—with my turn signal and with acceleration, like you should actually do, not that I am still holding onto any unhealthy anger 2 days later)

 

[speedrye]

Only if they catch you

(Old guy in tweed cap driving a stupid BMW convertible cut me off like three times near Route 9 in Brighton, no turn signal, just kept cutting in front of me because I guess I cut him off first—with my turn signal and with acceleration, like you should actually do, not that I am still holding onto any unhealthy anger 2 days later)

People are crazier by the day. Leave no witnesses.

 

[Scoutsie]

People are crazier by the day. Leave no witnesses.
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My dad, may he rest in pieces, often uttered his desire for a rocket launcher when we were stuck in traffic. He used to be a tank driver in the army, so I guess he missed having that kind of hardware available to clear the way.

 

[Firemedic2714]

Only if they catch you

(Old guy in tweed cap driving a stupid BMW convertible cut me off like three times near Route 9 in Brighton, no turn signal, just kept cutting in front of me because I guess I cut him off first—with my turn signal and with acceleration, like you should actually do, not that I am still holding onto any unhealthy anger 2 days later)

I feel like we as a collective have always been Massholes, but now it's turned into just flipping idiots out there. Like some people forgot rules of the road since the pandemic. Hopefully by the time these vehicles come out it gets better, but yeesh

 

[Firemedic2714]

My dad, may he rest in pieces, often uttered his desire for a rocket launcher when we were stuck in traffic. He used to be a tank driver in the army, so I guess he missed having that kind of hardware available to clear the way.

I always tell my wife the reason I don't have wizard powers like Harry Potter is I would definitely be flipping left lane campers out of my way lol.

 

[speedrye]

I always tell my wife the reason I don't have wizard powers like Harry Potter is I would definitely be flipping left lane campers out of my way lol.

Knowing that I have a few hundred pounds of steel bumper on my Toyota makes me want to practice the PIT maneuver. It looks pretty easy on TV...

 

[J Alynn]

These are great, thanks! I went on Sunday - glorious weather. I think Scout did a GREAT job - and, as I have been reserved since Day 1, I was sooo happy to finally get to see them in person. It was definitely worth the walk to the finish line at Eliot St Bridge to see the Mountainside closer on ground level. And the interior on that one is GORGEOUS. . In the end, it was great to see - easily the coolest vendor attraction at the event, and mainly it left my wife and I to talk endlessly about which model and which options.

So glad you saw them finally and can only wish the whole weekend would have been like Sunday. Beautiful day there and great to see the vehicles in the sun.

 

[J Alynn]

Knowing that I have a few hundred pounds of steel bumper on my Toyota makes me want to practice the PIT maneuver. It looks pretty easy on TV...

That would be glorious some days

 

[cyure]

That would be glorious some days

My daughter had great fun in the Police Academy driving school. You also have to be able to drive full speed backwards. They said she did very well at that!

 

[J Alynn]

People are crazier by the day. Leave no witnesses.
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Aaah-a perfect example of pure British spy craft. Just needs a spray of testosterone to complete

 

[cyure]

That would be glorious some days

My brother is retired police and 30 years ago when he was was doing the driving portion of the Academy there were flares in the trunk and they flew around and ignited and the fire academy students got to come over and put out the police car that was on fire.

 

[mbowman90]

My dad, may he rest in pieces, often uttered his desire for a rocket launcher when we were stuck in traffic. He used to be a tank driver in the army, so I guess he missed having that kind of hardware available to clear the way.

I dream of 007-esque machine guns behind my headlights.

 

[BeerParty]

My dad, may he rest in pieces, often uttered his desire for a rocket launcher when we were stuck in traffic. He used to be a tank driver in the army, so I guess he missed having that kind of hardware available to clear the way.

I dream of 007-esque machine guns behind my headlights.

It won't come stock, but there are after market options for those that want rocket launchers.

 

[Scoutsie]

P.S. Scout Motors, why you no specifically say where the chain stitching of bandanas was taking place such that I am only finding out that it happened today, October 30th, two weeks after the event happened?!?!! I was really looking forward to getting a chain-stitched bandana with my stupid forum name on it and this, like so many other of my small-stakes hopes and dreams, is forever lost to me. How do I possibly go on??????

 

[cyure]

P.S. Scout Motors, why you no specifically say where the chain stitching of bandanas was taking place such that I am only finding out that it happened today, October 30th, two weeks after the event happened?!?!! I was really looking forward to getting a chain-stitched bandana with my stupid forum name on it and this, like so many other of my small-stakes hopes and dreams, is forever lost to me. How do I possibly go on??????

Wait they were doing chain stitching today??

 

[pwrofgrayskull]

I guess I’ll be forced to look up this chain stitching you speak of. Kids and their newfangled terms these days, I swear I can’t keep up…I won’t be using my work computer to look that one up just in case. Fool me once.

 

[cyure]

I guess I’ll be forced to look up this chain stitching you speak of. Kids and their newfangled terms these days, I swear I can’t keep up…I won’t be using my work computer to look that one up just in case. Fool me once.

Embroidery.

 

[pwrofgrayskull]

Ahh, okay cool cool - thank you!

 

[Scoutsie]

Wait they were doing chain stitching today??

Nah, during Head of the Charles: was looking at the event after report and saw that it was happening somewhere ostensibly on the Allston side, although where I am not sure.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? I underdressed, muddied my sneakers, drove with not enough sleep, took a disturbingly short Lyft from where I was parked to the entrance because I was worried my bum leg would shit the bed before I made it to the entrance, was shunned by Flour when I hoped to order a hot cider at the food booth, and then decided to be a shitty friend and not wait around for @J Alynn and his good lady wife because it was too cold because I thought that I saw all of the greatness that there was to offer in the form of the Mountainside and what remained after that was cold, mud, and crushing disappointment and no chain stitched bandanas because nobody communicated this whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHY DID I SURVIVE MY LIFE’S TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS IF I KNEW I WAS GOING TO ONE DAY MISS OUT ON A CHAIN-STITCHED BANDANA

(Low-stakes disappointment, but seriously, those were really cool and I am an aesthetics weirdo and I’m just bummed that they were there all along and I somehow either failed to notice or it was communicated in the tiniest letters or something )

 

[J Alynn]

It won't come stock, but there are after market options for those that want rocket launchers.

How about 360 degree roof turret with mini gun?